JOKETIME

A beautiful and sexy woman is on the witness stand for cross examination...

Prosecution lawyer: Madame witness, do you know me?"

Woman: Yeah, I know you very well. You are the stupidest person in our town, a womanizer, drug addict & you attempted to rape my friend before...

(The prosecution lawyer looked at the defense lawyer and asked the woman.)

Prosecution Lawyer: Madame witness, do you know the defense counsel?

Woman: Yes, I know him too. He is also a womanizer. As a matter of fact, one of his women is your wife...

(The presiding judge called the two lawyers.)

Presiding Judge: If you two idiots try to ask that woman if she knows me. I will cite you both for CONTEMPT!

He he he...